Silly times

[The following blog is a translation of my batchie Obscene's post on his personal blog]

Appudu time 5:36 am.
Placements ki chadavudaam ani 12:30 nunchi timepass chestunna. Chaduvu sagakapoyinaa, time matram bhale joruga parugedutondi. Alaa ani padukkundaama ante enduko padukko budhikaavatle.

Maa campus lo janaalu chat chesukotaaniki IP Messenger ani okati undi. Cinemala daggarnunchi careers daka anni discussions daani meedane. Aa roju raatri aa time lo Ms.ABC ani maa campus beauty okaame message ichindi.

All the messages mentioned below were broadcast to all the students.

ABC : Anybody awake in the campus ?
[Ee ammayi budhigaa chaduvukune rakam. Inkaa enta mandi chaduvukuntunnaro ani benga tho ilaanti messagelu isthundi]

Guy 1 : Me one
Guy 2 : Me two

[Anthe, roll call answer chesinattu janaalantha answer ivvatam modalettaru]
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Guy X : Me X.
GG : Motham 18 mandi pani paata lekunda unnaru
Tayal : Ee GG ni chudandi.. bothigaa panilenattu ilaa message lani count chesthukurchunnadu.
mana GG ki 'Pani leni Maha purushulu' ane award ni iddam ani nenu 'Ekagreevam' gaa nirnayinchaa

Nenu: Poddunna 5oClock ki(ade Raatri) aa GG edo lekka pedithe, vaadi lekkalaki awards ivvataaniki ee Tayal gaadu tayarayyadu. Iddarikiddaru "Export Quality Pani Paata Leni Vedhavalu"

GG: Mem kaneesam export ki ayinaa pani kostaam, nuvvu maatram Factory Seconds ki thappa paniki raavu. Ninnu evadiko Discount lo ammali... lekapothe tufaanu vachinappudu varada badhitulaki ninnu pattukelli discount lo ammestaam.

Me : Alaa isthe paapam vaallaki tufaanu valla kante, naa valla ekkuva kastaalu vastaayi.
Tayal: Sarele aithe ninnu free gaa ne ichestaam.
Me: Nenemaina pocket calender naa, torchlight naa cycle tho paatu free ichinattu icheyyataaniki. Ayido pado (5 or 10), naa meeda kuda oka price tag pettandi raa.. kasta gauravam gaa untundi.


Idi chusthe naake, chinna pillalla pichi vaagudulaa, chaala silly anipistundi. Asalu pichi baaga mudirina vaalla list lo meme munduntaam anipistundi.

IIM Calcutta, lo chadivi chaala mandi goppa vaallu ayyaru. Maa lonchi kuda kondaru CEO lu, board members avutaamu. Kaani, ilaantappudu maatram, maakante maa chetiki unna watch ki kastha ekkuva burra undemo anipinchettu matlaadathan. Enni exams pass ayinaa, entha pedda udyogaalu chestunna, mana baalyam (childhood) manatho ne untundi. Ilaa appudappudu aa pasivaaditho verri veshalu veyistunte, mana chaduvu, status anni marchipoyi Palaka, balapam tho school ki vellina rojulloki vellipotham.

AC office lu, edo uddharinchestunnam ani aanandinche parents, ivevi kudaa aa time lo gurtu raavu. But, ikkada two years em chesavuraa ante, naaku gurtochevi ilaanti 10 minutes pichi kaburle tappa 10 hours a day chesina projects kaavu. I only hope that I get to spare sometime for this child in me everyday.

Neeku budhi raadu raa

Enti? Dialog ekkado vinnattu unda?
Avunulendi copy kottina dialog kothaga elaa untundi vetakaaram kaakapothe.

Ikkada vishayam adi kaadu. Aa maata kosthe ikkada vishayame ledu. Edo title baagundi kada ani copy kottesaa. Ayinaa naa paatha blogs chusaaka kuda naa blog lo vishayam untundi ani ela anukuntaaru? Antha cheppenduku vishayallenappudu blogulu raasi evarni udharinchinattu ani naake anumanam vachindi. Kaani em chestaam, manchi occassion dorikindi. Oorike ponivvatam andukani raatha modalettaa.

Inthaki repu last exam (technically ivaale). Exams time lo naa kavi hrudayam koncham kerataalu vachi pongutundi. Mariii chethaga undi kada..... em parvale, anesaanu kada, vinesi marchipondi. Ayinaa chadive vaallaki exams kaani chaduvu gaaliki vadilesina vaallaki exams tho link ento teliyatledaa? Exams ante pani lekunda campus lo koorchune time. Exams ki mundantha class lu untaayi. Manakunde botaaboti attendance ki chachinattu attend kaakatappadu. Exams ayyaka oorellipotha, net undadu. Anduke, ilaanti kalaaposhanaki ide manchi time.

Kalaaposhana ante gurtu vachindi..... ee madhya inko kotha kala modalettaanu. Monna madhya campus lo oka party lo, jananni chuste naaku kuda dance cheddam ani mood vachindi. Micheal Jackson taruvatha nene anna feeling tho tega gentesaa. Paapam naa dance chusi kondaru fans kuda ayyaru. Anukokunda oka roju la Jagapathi Babu laa dance chesaaru ani pogudutunte, disti kodutundi ani bhayam vesesindandi. Vaadu hero kanuka pakkana ammayi undi. Naa pakkana kuda ammayilu unnaru. Kaani vaalla boy friends tho dance lo kastha busy gaa unnaru.

Evaro okalla daggaraki velli dance cheddam ani adigeddam anukunna, kandalu chuste, raaboye hospital bill kalla munde kanipinchindi. Anduke ee sariki vaallani kshaminchi vadilesaa. Next time ide situation raanivvandi, kandalu chuse avakasam raakamunde tappinchukuntaa. Asale ee madhya naa bakka personality ki tread mill meeda tega parugethestunna. chachina dorakanu vaadiki.

Hmm ee blog lo post lu modaletti chaala rojulayyindi kaani naaku kalalu matram dorakatledu :(
Ide trend continue aithe, naaku nidra tappa maro kala raavatam kastame anukuntaa.

Salahaalu, soochanalu emaina unte (kalala gurinchi), 'Vyaakhya' lu raayandi. (Aanaglamuna vaatine comments antaaru)

Oka weekend lo

Ado weekend.... Idi kuda weekendena anipinchetattu undi kaani em chestaam week maatram end ayyindi. Chaala mandi weekend lo adi cheseddam, idi cheseddam ani cheppi migilina ayidu rojulu plan chesestaaru... kaani saturday poddunne office lo urgent pani gurtostundi, Sunday cricket match untundi.... appatidaaka vesina plans annitini next weekend ki postpone chesestaaru.

Inkonthamandiki weekend ante TV chudatam.... nijam gaa ilaanti vaallu untaaro ledo teliyadu kaaani mana TV channels vaallu maatram veella meeda chala aasalu pettukunnaru. Veella doola teerchataanike Sunday madhyaanam intiki evaro okallu vastaaru. Aa vachedemaina manaki baaga kaavalasina vaallaa ante adi kaadu..... appudeppudo godavari pushkaraallo tappipoyina pinni gaari totikodali aadapaduchu koduku, bhaarya vastaaru. Poni emaina pani undi vacheraa ante RTC cross roads lo Cinema tickets konnaaka, scooter park cheyyataaniki maa parking yard baguntundani decide ayi, daani meeda prematho vachaaru.

Meeru nammaru kaani ivi chaala better weekend lu. Kondariki adem adrustamo teliyadu kaani weekend lu eppudu achi raavu. Evaro enduku, oka saari maa friend lucky gaadu weekend lo friends tho kalisi Ocean park ki veldaam ani bhaari plan vesaadu. Friends ante Friendse kaadu, friendsess kuda unnaru. Mundu roju evening antha egessukuntu andariki fonelu chesi marii plans vesaadu. Mana vaadu plan cheste em avutundi... raatri full vaana.. 7 ki vaana taggindi.... kaani bike repair.

Friends andaru 9 ki MP cheraali ani plan. Sunday poddunna kada, mechanics evvaru 10 varaku shops open cheyyaru. Manavaadu malli phones start. Oka friendieki intlo urgent pani undita (battalu utakatamo, antlu tomatamo ayyi untundi). Eeme raavatam ledu kanuka inko friendie kuda raanu andi.... bahusaa battalu chaala undi untaayi, iddaru kalisi utakudaam ani idea anukuntaa.


Inka ayyedemundi... evadi intlo vaadu Zimbabwe vs West Indies cricket match chudatame.
(Adi kuda test match RECORDED EARLIER telecast). Aa match lo Lara 50 kottadu telusaa!!